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what a silly little beast
stampede saturday again? no problem (sobbing)
stuff about guilty gear that doesn’t feel real:
- sol called zato a “pale emaciated freak”
- testament’s gear mark is near their butt
- johnny believes that the safety and happiness of all women in the world relies on him
- zato got dumped once and became a depressed misogynist
- gears canonically “breed like rabbits”
- bridget, venom, and axl are all from england, but only one of them has a british accent
- jam told elphet to hide her boobs because they make her nervous
- chipp, an ex-drug addict american weeaboo ninja, colonised a small african country and renamed it ‘eastern chipp kingdom’
- axl was sad when he got thrown through time because he couldn’t find a “calm and gentle” girl to flirt with
- ky got flustered by jam’s high kicks because he could see her underwear
- johnny told i-no to stop calling herself a witch because he wants to destroy all terms that paint women in a bad light
- leo keeps a dictionary where he self-defines words
- despite being a vengeful spirit that possessed him without consent, s-ko considers herself to be zappa’s girlfriend
- the all powerful interdimensional shadow demon of unknown origin that can transform into anything is called eddie
Your rare Fan Service Paru Post 🫂
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